To prepare for Zombie Awareness Month and subsequently the Zombie Apocalypse, it's important to have these items at arms length: 1) A cricket bat. The reason: you know you're gonna run out of bullets. Also, an actual gun is completely different from a PS3 controller used for Black Ops. 2) An MP3 player full of Queen music. "Don't Stop Me Now" has to be one of the songs! 3) A box of twinkies. They stay preserved forever 4) An assortment of plants that have various fighting abilities (Plants vs Zombies...we figured that not everyone would get this). Other tips: 1) Get Bill Murray. No look alikes will count. 2) Avoid anyone with the T-virus 3) Destroy the staircase. Zombie's can't climb!! The most important thing of all is to ALWAYS BE AWARE OF THE LOCATION OF YOUR ZOMBIE!!
A wild ride through the strange and sometimes humorous rantings of an ordinary guy. I won't claim to be normal, and give everyone fair warning before entering. With that, welcome to my mind!
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