New Meme: Goober FeatherDoodle

See what your new name is…
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor, simply follow the instructions to find your new name.
And don't go all adult - my boss is now known far & wide as Crusty Pottyhump!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

1. snickle


2. doombah


3. goober


4. cheesey


5. crusty


6. greasy


7. dumbo


8. farcus


9. dorky


10. doofus


11. funky


12. boobie


13. sleezy


14. sloopy


15. fluffy


16. stinky


17. slimy


18. dorfus


19. snooty


20. tootsie


21. dipsy


22. sneezy


23. liver


24. skippy


25. dinky


26. zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

1. dippin


2. feather


3. batty


4. burger


5. chicken


6. barffy


7. lizard


8. waffle


9. farkle


10. monkey


11. flippin


12. fricken


13. bubble


14. rhino


15. potty


16. hamster


17. buckle


18. gizzard


19. lickin


20. snickle


21. chuckle


22. pickle


23. hubble


24. dingle


25. gorilla


26. girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

1. butt


2. boob


3. face


4. nose


5. hump


6. breath


7. pants


8. shorts


9. lips


10. honker


11. head


12. tush


13. chunks


14. dunkin


15. brains


16. biscuits


17. toes


18. doodle


19. fanny


20. sniffer


21. sprinkles


22. frack


23. squirt


24. humperdinck


25. hiney


26. juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
Let me know what you new name is!

BTW, I named all the monkeys I work with:

• Crusty DippenChunks


• Goober BattyShorts


• Crusty ChickenDunkin


• Doombah SnickleDoodle


• Snickle PottySquirt

And the zookeepers (those who actually have a brain around here:)

• Snooty FrickenButt


• Dipsy FarkleDoodle


• Farcus GizzardBrains


• Crusty DippenShorts


• Dorfus GizzardJuice